Monday, November 22, 2004
I've found the perfect Christmas/Kwanza/Channukah gift for all the good little Natalies, Noreens, Natashas, Nicholsons, Nadias, Naomis (Why are my friends fixated on the letter "N" Could we already be up to the "N" series of clones?) on my list. A talking (or maybe shrieking) Ann Coulter action figure http://www.talkingpresidents.com/products-af-coulter.shtml They list some of the refreshing phrases the doll utters (oops, says), but what actions does it perform? Blowing up the DNC? Repainting all the route signs on I-69? Censoring Private Ryan? Converting the heathen, Islamic masses? What fun!