Monday, December 19, 2005

 

My Personal Hell

People who drive with their blinker on
Circle I Limbo

Virginia Lacrosse fans
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

People who push strollers side-by-side
Circle IV Rolling Weights

People scream into cell phones while they wait in line
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

People who send spam
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

The New York Yankees
Circle VII Burning Sands

The IRS
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Osama bin Laden
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell


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